We do believe it’s Marriage Week and, for better or worse, we’ve gathered here today a collection of quotes on the subject. But who said what?
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The Midweek Quiz: Marriage Quotes
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8-11 For better or for worse
12-15 Till death do you part.
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“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
“Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.”
“There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.”
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”
“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”
“I married beneath me; all women do.”
“Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”
“In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.”
“Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch.”
“If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.”
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”