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What a load of old shit

Poos had always been a problem for Lou Conran. And then she found colonic irrigation and never looked back, which is probably just as well when you’re lying on a table with a tube up your bum.

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The Weekend’s Top 5

Need a plan for the weekend? Let Hannah Dolan make some suggestions.

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Why I ❤️ my whoppers

Boob owners, it’s time to celebrate your glorious lady orbs. And for these ace broads, the bigger, the better (and whatever perfection is be damned).

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Getting to Know You… Rachel Fairburn

If you’re a regular visitor to Standard Issue, you won’t need telling that we’re lucky enough to have a cracking team of contributors who we love dearly. We thought it was about time we let them introduce themselves properly. Say hello to Rachel Fairburn.

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We got chills…

Don’t look now (no, do) but the Standard Issue writers are about to share the spookiest thing that’s ever happened to them.

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Edinburgh picks: Part 2

Going to the Fringe and want a few pointers of what’s worth your time (and money)? Then, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Sarah Millican, Mickey Noonan and Sofie Hagen with more.

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Edinburgh picks: Part 1

Next week the Edinburgh Fringe Festival kicks off and we’ll be telling you about some of the best shows, as well where you can see your favourite Standard Issue contributors.

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Unforgettable smackers

As International Kissing Day puckers up for a global snogfest, a crowd of Standard Issue writers recall a lock of lips which has lived long in the memory.

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Pretty maids all in a row

It’s 50 years since Jacqueline Susann invented the bonkbuster with Valley of the Dolls. Rowan Whiteside applauds her.