Republican casualties in Iowa, and a literal pile-up in the televised debate from New Hampshire. Oh, and King Baby Trump still proudly chucking the contents of his potty at anyone and everyone. Hannah Dunleavy has the latest.
As the Iowa Primary looms, Sarah Palin climbs into bed with Fuckface Von Clownstick (aka ‘The Donald’ or ‘The Trumpster’) and Jeb Bush is baffled by an accessory. But what about those dancing girls, asks Hannah Dunleavy.
We might’ve all been in a food coma the past few weeks, but the bullshit never sleeps in the US primaries. Hannah Dunleavy gets us caught up.
Unless you’re that chap stranded on the John Lewis moon, you’ll no doubt have heard Donald Trump’s frankly batshit desire for a blanket ban on Muslims entering America. For fuck’s sake, sighs Hannah Dunleavy.
His surname’s a toddler’s joke and the man’s an absolute shuddering anus, yet still the shitshow of ‘Donald Trump for President’ continues apace. Hannah Dunleavy fervently hopes #peakTrump is reached soon.
The Elephants continue to make the US Presidential race an absolute circus. It’s the greatest shitshow on earth, says Hannah Dunleavy.
When it comes to the age-old problem of (not really having any) gun control in the US, thoughts and prayers aren’t anywhere near as effective as action. Not that the Republicans can admit that. It’s the elephant in the Elephants’ room, says Hannah Dunleavy.
There have been casualties in the Republican race, but the field is still pretty packed, mostly with Trump’s angry id. It’s made Hannah Dunleavy nostalgic for a certain childhood game.
I’m sorry? The UK is taking a turn to the left and the US might be too? WTF people, are we becoming caring or what? Hannah Dunleavy on how a socialist is taking the Democratic primary by storm.
That’s Hannah Dunleavy in the corner, that’s her in the spotlight, losing her religion. But there’s a metric shit-tonne of God to go round in the US Presidential race. Praise be! Or, y’know, not.