(having just parped) “Good, a woman who can fart is not dead.”

“A party! Let’s have a party!”

“Am I dying, or is this my birthday?”

“Oh, you young people act like old men. You are no fun.” (on leaving a party held in her honour)

“Damn it! Don’t you dare ask God to help me!” (to the housekeeper, who was praying for her)

“Utter nonsense.”

“So here it is.”

“I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.”

“Is it not meningitis?”

“Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.”