Ah, the world wide web: a source of joy and dicksplashery in equal measure. But so much good stuff gets lost down the back of the virtual sofa. This week, Abi Bliss has got her twangers out and her 1950s swim cap on.
The Supermoon gets a little too close.
— People's Daily,China (@PDChina) September 14, 2016
“Nice crop of goats you have there.”
It’s almost as though they’re trying to tell us something.
For the girl who likes to show her fringe without getting her hair wet.
Irrevocable proof that Grace Jones can be Grace Jones in any situation. Even when serenading a chicken in an Italian disco version of Hell.
Unstoppable force, meet immovable object.
“Have you got your twangers out?” A very special episode of Rainbow.
Combine harvesters never looked so graceful.
Dance of Agricultural Mechanisation by the Folk Dance Ensemble of the USSR. 1976. pic.twitter.com/vbMoptUCEP
— Soviet Visuals (@sovietvisuals) August 26, 2016
Would love to see a dance in honour of these.
Still hoping to jam with this guy one day.
See what else we’ve fished out from the back of the internet here.6044 Views
Abi is Standard Issue’s sub-editor, which means she revels in pointing out typos. On other people’s websites, of course. *shuffles awkwardly* She threw up in the Houses of Parliament aged 10 and it’s all been downhill from there.