Ah, the world wide web: a source of joy and dicksplashery in equal measure. But so much good stuff gets lost down the back of the virtual sofa. This week, Jen Offord loses her lady boner, is stunned into silence by Boris and shares some wet baby sloths.
Look how funky they are.
Can’t help thinking they’d have saved a lot of time if they’d just asked, “Is she called Clare?”
Oh, Idris. *instantly loses lady boner*
A glamorous time to be a footballer.
— Charlton Athletic FC (@CAFCofficial) August 30, 2016
A peaceful and loving warning.
Meanwhile, at Paul’s house…
PS, I am – no I’m not, honestly.
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Jen is a writer from Essex, which isn’t relevant because she lives in London, but she likes people to know it. As well as daft challenges, she likes cats, cheese and Beyonce. @inspireajen