Join Our Gang!

We love Standard Issue. We also know that you love Standard Issue.

Funding us as an online magazine proved too tricky. Largely because we were unwilling to compromise on our integrity. But we are about to become a cracking podcast that will still have costs to cover and we’d love your help with that.

We will never bullshit you. We will never compromise our morals and become something we’re not. We want to continue with our honesty and integrity intact.

For an annual fee, you could become a member of Standard Issue. We already feel like the most awesome gang anyway, so let’s make it official. Treat yourself then treat a friend.

You’ll be helping fund a smart, funny magazine-style podcast for women interested in everything. All women. No matter your age, background or where you live. There’ll be a mix of news, opinions, life stories and entertainment, all from a female perspective. Standard Issue will never tell you who to be, what to wear or how to look. We believe that every woman should feel empowered to simply be herself.

Join our gang.
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  • Hero Membership

    For £10 per year become a Hero. You’re in the gang! One of us. For that you get:

    • A Standard Issue membership card
    • A Standard Issue badge
    • A welcome email from the team.
    £10

  • Champion Membership

    For £25 per year become a Champion. You’re in the gang *ruffles hair*. For that you get:

    • A Standard Issue membership card
    • A badge
    • An absolutely excellent window sticker.
    • And 10 per cent discount on tickets for all Standard Issue events.
    £25

  • Legend Membership

    For £100 per year become a Legend. You’re on a special table in the gang *punches playfully on the arm*. For that you get:

    • A Standard Issue membership card
    • A badge
    • An absolutely excellent window sticker.
    • A bloody brilliant tea-towel
    • A thank you card from our editor Mickey and founder Sarah Millican.
    • And 10 per cent discount on tickets for all Standard Issue events and access to pre-sale.
    • EVEN MORE: you’ll be automatically entered into regular prize draws for gifts and fun things.
    £100


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You can make a one-off donation to us if you prefer:

  • £50 Our undying gratitude
  • £100 Our undying gratitude and some love
  • £250 Our undying gratitude, some love and a little bit of lust
  • £500 Our undying gratitude, loads of love and a decent amount of lust
  • £1000 Devotion. Utter and constant.

We’re a tiny team and all memberships are processed by hand, so please bear with us when it comes to receiving your pack. We’re on it – promise!