Staying up all night tonight? We are.
Yes, we know, this has been the most stage-managed, least inspiring General Election in history. Like watching a choreographed wrestling match, where the media hand comedy weapons to the combatants and the hand-picked audience cheers like there’s happy gas being released from the building’s vents.
But, today the Great British general public, us loathsome oiks, finally got to join in, which means things should start to get interesting.
Please vote and then join Deputy Editor Hannah Dunleavy on our Twitter feed (@standardissueUK) from midnight, where she’ll be talking results, the best way to fill dead air on TV and where we could all move to if things go awry. Bring your own bacon sandwich and eat it however you like.269 Views
Hannah Dunleavy is the deputy editor of Standard Issue. She likes whisky and not having to run anywhere.