This week, Hannah Dunleavy‘s Trump-based hair-pulling anguish has taken the form of a quiz. Because quizzes. Fancy finding out exactly how Trump you are?
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Donkeys and Elephants: The Quiz
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15 Hillary, is that you?
16-22 The anti-Trump. You might want to not watch the news for the next few months.
22-30 You seem pretty normal. Maybe put that on a baseball cap.
30-36 Mostly normal, with a flash of Trump. Fingers crossed it’s just the hair. Or you just have big hands.
37-44 Well, you’re not going to believe anything we put here so go ahead and make your own thing up
45 The Full Trump. Heaven help us all.
Read all of Donkeys and Elephants here.
What’s your favourite book?
How much of what you say is actually true?
Speaking of which, how many lawsuits have you filed in the last year?
Yes they are. Use the word ‘waist’ in a tweet.
‘king hell, how many other errors are in that?
What do you think about war?
Prior to the invasion of Iraq, did you think that was a good idea?
Tell me what you know about John McCain.
How many people is too many people to fit inside a conference centre?
How much do you respect women?
So you wouldn’t make women the butt of your jokes?
For what reasons might a woman not want to address the Democratic National Convention?
Tell me what you know about Russia.
Do you believe in climate change and what are you trying to do to stop it?
And finally – and this is really important – how big are your hands?
Hannah Dunleavy is the deputy editor of Standard Issue. She likes whisky and not having to run anywhere.