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Some of Standard Issue's brilliant women's carefully crafted words for your reading pleasure.


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And the Oscar for best mistake goes to…

It's still a little uncertain who is responsible for the calamitous balls-up at this year's Academy Awards which saw Moonlight's Best Film prize go to La La Land. But, we've all made a massive boo-boo at work, right?
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QOTM: What never fails to cheer you up?

Maybe it’s your baby’s toothless grin. Maybe it’s the feel of crunchy snow under your feet. Or maybe it’s an unopened bag of Minstrels. What’s your ultimate pick-me-up?
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7 Wonders: Political shitshows

Ever wondered what Theresa May might have on her playlist? Or Trump? Or Putin? We decided to have our best guess. Warning: Contains FAKE NEWS.
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Silver screen smilers

Having a bank of surefire pick-me-ups has never been more important. We asked the Standard Issue gang to share the films which they have on speed dial when they need to escape. We’re thinking they’ll currently have them on a loop.
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Practice makes perfect

Happy Groundhog Day! In the film, Phil Connors spends his days perfecting his piano skills. Imagine you’ve just woken up to the strains of I Got You Babe with the prospect of an eternity to learn stuff ahead of you. What would our contributors do with their time?
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QOTM: What’s your perfect weekend?

What would you do this weekend if money and time were no object? We asked our contributors the same question. Unsurprisingly, food and sleep featured heavily.
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Why I ❤️ my whoppers

Boob owners, it’s time to celebrate your glorious lady orbs. And for these ace broads, the bigger, the better (and whatever perfection is be damned).
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7 Wonders: Blue Monday

It's officially the most depressing day of the year, so we've got together to make you a playlist that can't fail to cheer you up.
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My biggest boob

Boobs are smashing, eh? But sometimes those mischievous fatty scamps have a mind of their own. We asked our writers to share their tales of when good boobs go rogue.
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7 Wonders: George Michael

Teen idol, the biggest star of the MTV era, a master of blue-eyed soul and a gay rights champion – our writers say a sad farewell to the pop icon who died, aged just 53, on Christmas Day.