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Various Artists

Some of Standard Issue's brilliant women's carefully crafted words for your reading pleasure.


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From Here to Maternity: Pt II

In the final part of our celebration of all things bump-based, three writers reflect on their own pregnancies. This week: fat feet, holistic pissing and a pulmonary embolism.
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From Here to Maternity

It’s Pregnancy Awareness Month! *pelvic floor collapses in excitement* In the first of a two-part feature, three of our writers recount their personal experiences. From handbags stuffed with Creme Eggs to explosive bum gas, it’s a bladder-leaking, nipple-squirting celebration of all things bump related.
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Why I ❤️ stationery

It’s National Stationery Week, which has some writers more excited than others. Here three explain that it’s not just the League of Gentlemen's Pauline who loves pens.
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Mum’s the word

We asked Standard Issue contributors what Mother’s Day meant to them. From humping horses to tender memories, bad craftsmanship to missed best friends, turns out it means a lot.
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It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas

With not long to go until the big ho-ho, we asked six Standard Issue writers to share the tunes (whether they’re about Christmas or not) that get them in the festive spirit.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

With not long to go until the big ho-ho, we asked six of our writers to share the films and TV programmes (whether they’re about Christmas or not) that get them in the festive spirit.
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The power behind the thrones

Game of Thrones season five is so close we can almost smell Flea Bottom. So, if you’re just sitting on the sofa waiting for it to arrive, here are Standard Issue writers on the best-eros of Westeros, to help you pass the time.
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This Is England

It’s English Tourism Week, giving Standard Issue writers the chance to rave about three of their favourite spots.