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Various Artists

Some of Standard Issue's brilliant women's carefully crafted words for your reading pleasure.


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Why I ❤️ my whoppers

Boob owners, it’s time to celebrate your glorious lady orbs. And for these ace broads, the bigger, the better (and whatever perfection is be damned).
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7 Wonders: Blue Monday

It's officially the most depressing day of the year, so we've got together to make you a playlist that can't fail to cheer you up.
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My biggest boob

Boobs are smashing, eh? But sometimes those mischievous fatty scamps have a mind of their own. We asked our writers to share their tales of when good boobs go rogue.
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7 Wonders: George Michael

Teen idol, the biggest star of the MTV era, a master of blue-eyed soul and a gay rights champion – our writers say a sad farewell to the pop icon who died, aged just 53, on Christmas Day.
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“Carrie Fisher: ballsy, funny, the antithesis of kooky – the woman I want to be.”

Actor, writer, raconteur and all-round fierce woman: our writers pay tribute to Carrie Fisher, who died aged 60 on 27 December and is buried today.
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QOTM: What’s the best thing that’s happened to you this year?

Annus horribilis doesn’t even begin to cover it but we figured the best defence against this year’s shitslaught was to celebrate the (even tiny) good things about it. In your face, 2016, we’re making like Beyoncé.
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God save the Queen?

The republican movement in Britain has proposed that when the current Queen shuffles off this mortal coil, a referendum should be held as to whether to veto the monarchy. Justine Brooks is on board, but Jen Offord remains loyal.
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QOTM: What’s your worst habit?

We asked our regular contributors to ‘fess up to their worst habits. But in the end we decided to celebrate them instead. Form an orderly line, fellas…
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7 Wonders: Musical Youths

Some people take time to blossom, others show their mad skills early. We take a look at some cracking tracks written before their creator was 21.
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Guinness World Record Day: What would your record be?

As world record-chasers the world over prepare to do their best to be the best on 20 November, we asked our ace team of contributors what they reckon they already hold the record for.