Various Artists

Various Artists

Some of Standard Issue's brilliant women's carefully crafted words for your reading pleasure.


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7 Wonders: Political shitshows

Ever wondered what Theresa May might have on her playlist? Or Trump? Or Putin? We decided to have our best guess. Warning: Contains FAKE NEWS.
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Silver screen smilers

Having a bank of surefire pick-me-ups has never been more important. We asked the Standard Issue gang to share the films which they have on speed dial when they need to escape. We’re thinking they’ll currently have them on a loop.
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Practice makes perfect

Happy Groundhog Day! In the film, Phil Connors spends his days perfecting his piano skills. Imagine you’ve just woken up to the strains of I Got You Babe with the prospect of an eternity to learn stuff ahead of you. What would our contributors do with their time?
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QOTM: What’s your perfect weekend?

What would you do this weekend if money and time were no object? We asked our contributors the same question. Unsurprisingly, food and sleep featured heavily.
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Why I ❤️ my whoppers

Boob owners, it’s time to celebrate your glorious lady orbs. And for these ace broads, the bigger, the better (and whatever perfection is be damned).
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7 Wonders: Blue Monday

It's officially the most depressing day of the year, so we've got together to make you a playlist that can't fail to cheer you up.
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My biggest boob

Boobs are smashing, eh? But sometimes those mischievous fatty scamps have a mind of their own. We asked our writers to share their tales of when good boobs go rogue.
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7 Wonders: George Michael

Teen idol, the biggest star of the MTV era, a master of blue-eyed soul and a gay rights champion – our writers say a sad farewell to the pop icon who died, aged just 53, on Christmas Day.
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“Carrie Fisher: ballsy, funny, the antithesis of kooky – the woman I want to be.”

Actor, writer, raconteur and all-round fierce woman: our writers pay tribute to Carrie Fisher, who died aged 60 on 27 December and is buried today.
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QOTM: What’s the best thing that’s happened to you this year?

Annus horribilis doesn’t even begin to cover it but we figured the best defence against this year’s shitslaught was to celebrate the (even tiny) good things about it. In your face, 2016, we’re making like Beyoncé.