Sep 05, 2016
Queen’s irreplaceable frontman would have been 70 today. He’d have been great on Twitter, says lifelong fan Sooz Kempner.
Aug 16, 2016
Oi, Gilbert and Sullivan, your tunes are cracking and all that but Sooz Kempner’s time in The Mikado opened her eyes to some of your, let’s say, issues. And she’s got a little list. Actually, a big list.
Jun 16, 2016
In a week’s time the general public get to vote on whether or not our fair isle remains in the EU. Brexit might be fun to say but it is NOT fun to think about. Here’s Sooz Kempner with nine of the great European things we’d lose if Britain votes ‘leave’.
May 31, 2016
Ever wanted to apologise for something but don’t know where to start? Mr MacDonald, are you reading? Sooz ‘Kempner’ Kempner totally nicked that horse story.
May 26, 2016
Gisele Bündchen was told her nose was too big to ever be on a magazine cover. Say whaaaaat, sniffs the well-beschnozzled Sooz Kempner.
May 16, 2016
According to recent research, a quarter of young people would happily date a robot. To give them a hand, Sooz Kempner’s compiled a list. Course she has.
Apr 21, 2016
UKIP want to repeal the smoking ban – in Scotland at least. How about we don't, says Sooz Kempner.
Apr 20, 2016
Caught up with Netflix's Judd Apatow-helmed sitcom yet? Then what, asks Sooz Kempner, are you playing at?
Mar 24, 2016
Artist Tracey Emin has announced her marriage to a rock. The news got Sooz Kempner thinking about her own potential inanimate suitors. Time to buy a hat.
Feb 29, 2016
When Sooz Kempner found out she was getting a free day in February the possibilities seemed endless.