Aug 20, 2015
From yeast-riddled gussets to calamine-daubed cleavage welts, Lucy Sweet ponders the array of afflictions that conspire to make our summers SUCH FUN.
Jun 10, 2015
From enflamed fannies to 'glow in the dark devil tits', Lucy Sweet salutes the frazzled crop of poorly depilated lumps that constitute the real-life, cough, 'beach body'.
Nov 13, 2014
Like you, Lucy Sweet knows that women don’t smell of rose petals and daydreams, and she’s not scared to explore the festering bucket of glorious, parping, stinking humanity that is reality. In this column, she ponders the ins and outs of BUM GAS.
Feb 26, 2015
Ever feel like you’re carrying a bit of extra baggage? A rucksack full of dimpled lard, a lake of retained water, a blimp’s worth of lady-bloat? Then put your inflamed cankles up on the pouffe and enjoy Lucy Sweet’s guide to our tender places.
Apr 02, 2015
From blubbing at University Challenge to raging because your tits are on fire and LIFE IS SO UNFAIR, Lucy Sweet ponders the carousel of emotional cackery that is the ‘time of the month’.
Jan 14, 2015
After giving birth, there comes a new strain of strictly female disgustingness. But it’s all perfectly natural, so why should we pretend it isn’t happening? Lucy Sweet urges mothers everywhere to tell the world about their battered postnatal hoo-ha, and don’t stop until everyone in Asda has fainted.
Dec 22, 2014
At this time of year, ladies have to contend with all sorts of unpleasant bodily phenomena. Accordingly, this month’s Lady Parts sees Lucy Sweet explore festive fartery, bloated balloon bellies and the mysterious case of the Christmas bra buffet…
Dec 15, 2014
Rubbish at knitting? Join the club, says lifelong rubbish knitting enthusiast Lucy Sweet.
Nov 28, 2014
Buffing your haggis in preparation for St Andrew’s Day? Adopted Scot Lucy Sweet couldnae gie a hoot.
Oct 17, 2014
Like you, Lucy Sweet knows that women don't smell of rose petals and daydreams, and she's not scared to explore the festering bucket of glorious parping, stinking humanity that is reality. In this week’s column she faces up to WEIRD HAIR