Lou Conran

Lou Conran

Lou is a comedian, writer, actor, lover of curry and cheese, and is also a giant simple child.


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A Brew With Lou: OkStupid

In the latest of her dispatches from the frontline of chitchat, Lou Conran ponders the filth-spattered minefield that is online dating.
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A Brew With Lou: Marbles

There’s nothing Lou Conran enjoys more than a ramble and a rant over a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. In the first of her regular dispatches from the frontline of chitchat, she wonders if living alone has driven her crackers
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A Brew With Lou: Festivities

In the latest of her dispatches from the frontline of chitchat, Lou Conran wonders if going through the motions at Christmas is really that bad an idea.
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A Brew With Lou: Crusts

In the latest of her dispatches from the frontline of chitchat, Lou Conran finds herself pondering sandwiches and mortality.
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Getting on board the Baby Gravy Train

Suddenly faced with the prospect of a life without the children she always assumed she’d have, Lou Conran quickly found - and lost - herself in a world of fertility tests and potential-filled pots.
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What a load of old shit

Poos had always been a problem for Lou Conran. And then she found colonic irrigation and never looked back, which is probably just as well when you’re lying on a table with a tube up your bum.
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Glad Rags

In the latest of a series that sees Standard Issue writers celebrate the clothes that make them happy, Lou Conran reflects on the dress that makes her eggcups runneth over.
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A Brew With Lou: Allergies

In this month’s dispatch from the frontline of chitchat, Lou Conran reflects on E numbers, red eyelids and the day she got high on a pork pie in a static caravan in Whitby.
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A Brew With Lou: Shush

In this month’s dispatch from the frontline of chitchat, Lou Conran finds children, trumpets and her own awful brain conspiring to put the kibosh on her adventures in meditation.