Alice Sanders

Alice Sanders

Alice Sanders is a freelance writer. She writes articles, audio description for the visually impaired, and fiction. She also performs with comedy improv troupe The Pioneers. @wernerspenguin


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12 apps that should exist for single women

On your tod on Valentine’s Day? Alice Sanders is and it got her thinking about some useful apps someone needs to invent sharpish (copyright Alice Sanders).
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Rest in peace, old friend

Alice Sanders honours Leonard Cohen and his unifying effects on a fractured family.
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Dry January? Ohhh…kay

Giving up the demon drink for January is a bona fide thing these days. Three of our writers reflect on their different decisions. Alice Sanders is doing it for the right reasons, and chucking fags and sugar into the bin, too.
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“What sucks worse than heartbreak? Feeling nothing.”

So what if Adele is still writing songs about an old love, says Alice Sanders, we should all treasure our heartbreak. No really.
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In search of a better brunch

Since sampling what passes for a decent brunch in Los Angeles, Alice Sanders’ tastebuds have developed a determination to find suitably comparable late morning offerings at home. She’s starting with a Peckham recommendation.
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All hail the Goddess Brunch

On a recent trip to LA, Alice Sanders had an awakening to what brunch could – and absolutely should – be. Prepare to feel hungry, jealous and excited at the catering possibilities of mid-morning all at once.
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My Queer-oes

As the Pride march winds its way through London tomorrow, participants are being asked to celebrate their #PrideHeroes. Here’s Alice Sanders with some suggestions.
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Your friendly guide to a colonoscopy

As we approach the back­-end of Bowel Cancer Awareness month, Alice Sanders pulls the plug on the anxiety-inducing mystery of having a tube shoved up your bum for medical purposes. You may wish to source a rubber ring for your swivel chair before reading.
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Binging: Hannibal

So, you’ve finished The Wire, Breaking Bad and The Killing but you’re still hungry for more boxsets. Fear not, Standard Issue writers are on the case with some hidden gems you might not yet have seen. This week, Alice Sanders suggests you sit down with a nice Chianti and Hannibal.
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Just Shy

Shyness has been part of Alice Sanders’ make-up for as long as she has been self-aware, so she’s more than qualified to offer an account of the reality behind the downcast eyes, blushes and temperature fluctuations that come bolted on with bashfulness.