Ashley Davies

Ashley Davies

Ashley Davies is an Edinburgh-based writer and editor and the human behind animal satire website thelabreport.co.uk.


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Dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria

What would the internet be without cats and dogs (and Standard Issue), eh? About as much fun as a burst sheath, that’s what. Luckily, our ace contributor Ashley Davies has just added to the web’s joy factor.
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The mouth of Hell

According to NHS figures, half of adults and a third of children in England have not been to a dentist for two years. Ashley Davies has her suspicions why that might be.
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Just do it?

Ever thought about kicking a bin, leaping off something way too high or giving a copper a wedgie? You’re not alone, says Ashley Davies, who sometimes struggles to keep a lid on her mad impulses.
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True Lies

Everyone fibs/fabricates/bluffs/tells porkies. You don’t? Really? We call BULLSHIT. But not all lies are created equal, as Ashley Davies explains.
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Smells like pure bullshit

As Christmas approaches, ad breaks are littered with frankly weird commercials for scents that lack all sense. They might be pretty, says Ashley Davies, but they’re also bollocks.
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Bawling in the streets

Ashley Davies would rather be coated in hot vomit than cry in public, but sometimes, she explains, her tear ducts don’t give her a choice in the matter.