Feb 05, 2016
What would the internet be without cats and dogs (and Standard Issue), eh? About as much fun as a burst sheath, that’s what. Luckily, our ace contributor Ashley Davies has just added to the web’s joy factor.
Feb 01, 2016
According to NHS figures, half of adults and a third of children in England have not been to a dentist for two years. Ashley Davies has her suspicions why that might be.
Jan 14, 2016
Ever thought about kicking a bin, leaping off something way too high or giving a copper a wedgie? You’re not alone, says Ashley Davies, who sometimes struggles to keep a lid on her mad impulses.
Dec 30, 2015
Everyone fibs/fabricates/bluffs/tells porkies. You don’t? Really? We call BULLSHIT. But not all lies are created equal, as Ashley Davies explains.
Nov 10, 2015
As Christmas approaches, ad breaks are littered with frankly weird commercials for scents that lack all sense. They might be pretty, says Ashley Davies, but they’re also bollocks.
Jun 02, 2015
Ashley Davies would rather be coated in hot vomit than cry in public, but sometimes, she explains, her tear ducts don’t give her a choice in the matter.