If you’re a regular visitor to Standard Issue, you won’t need telling that we’re lucky enough to have a cracking team of contributors who we love dearly. We thought it was about time we let them introduce themselves properly. Say hello to Susan Hanks, why don’t you?
Susan Hanks just got her kit (sort of) off for charity. Getting undressed was the easy part. Psyching herself up took more courage.
Gary Lineker said that if Leicester won the Premier League, he’d present the first Match of the Day of the next season in his trollies. That’s this Saturday. Susan Hanks would like to suggest some specific pants.
Susan Hanks grew up with a dad who was sometimes grouchy. But age has brought understanding for her and a mellower time for him. As long as you don’t nick his chocolate stash or play Kanye West.
After a snap poll of Standard Issue staffers, we came to the conclusion that everyone has a signature dish they’re willing to brag about. Susan Hanks is a case in point, when it comes to eggs.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s much-anticipated (at least by us) comedy Sisters is released today. Lord help the mister who comes between Susan Hanks and her biggie.
Hugs can make the world a better place. And they’re free. Susan Hanks grasps us in her limpet-like embrace and explains why she loves them so. Stop wriggling.
Susan Hanks (GSOH, FWIW) WLTM a date who isn’t going to wee in her wheelie bin. Too much to hope for?
Does the idea of settling down with cake and a cuppa at the end of a tough week send you into paroxysms of guilt? Tsk, says Susan Hanks, who believes we need to stop punishing ourselves for living the life we want.
After decades of sharing houses with others, Susan Hanks is delighted to be moving into her very own bachelorette pad. Just don’t mention van batteries. Or “Wazza”.