With just four days to go until either the first female president of the US or Trump-induced Armageddon, Hannah Dunleavy looks back at the scariest/funniest race to the top/bottom she’s ever seen.
This week, Hannah Dunleavy‘s Trump-based hair-pulling anguish has taken the form of a quiz. Because quizzes. Fancy finding out exactly how Trump you are?
It’s official: Donald J Trump is the Republican candidate for US President, meaning King Baby HairDon’t has a 50/50 chance of shitting all over the playpen/pressing the big red button. Someone hold us, pleads Hannah Dunleavy.
On a scale of one to evil-and-a-fucking-half, how “bad” was Saddam Hussein? Hannah Dunleavy and Donald Trump might have to agree to differ. She’s fine with that.
As Hillary Clinton officially becomes the first woman to run for US President, Hannah Dunleavy wishes her luck. Because, what with not being a white man, she’s going to need it.
Donald J Trump started as a joke and now the whole world is crying. Hannah Dunleavy is, like most right-thinking people, agog.
Has anyone ever seen Donald Trump and Boris Johnson in the same room together? These two political animals certainly appear to be eating from the same trough, says Hannah Dunleavy.
Following his announcement that women who have abortions should be “punished”, professional hairball Donald J Trump tried to extract himself from the stink by stating no one has more respect for women than he does. Now she’s stopped laughing, Hannah Dunleavy calls HORSESHIT.
As the inexorable rise of Donald Trump continues, when are the spaceships coming to take us to your new planets, asks Hannah Dunleavy.
The US presidential race continues to hot up. As Hannah Dunleavy reports, it’s goodbye to Jeb! Bush, ‘what, you’re still here?’ to Ben Carson, and waving crucifixes and flicking holy water at Donald Trump.